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| Thanks to Diamond Deb for sharing this jokes with us. Fresh
from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to
her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead
of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion. "If
you want your breasts to
grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts
for a few seconds." Willing
to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How
long will this take?",she asks. "They'll
grow larger over a period of years", he replies. The
wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my
breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?" "Worked
for your butt, didn't it?" He
lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again....
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