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| Thanks to Diamond Deb for sharing this jokes with us. A
married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely
burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin
from her body because she was too skinny, so the husband offered to donate
some of his own skin. The only skin on his body that the doctor felt was
suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The
husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin
came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all,
this was a very delicate matter. After
the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty.
She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends
and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One
day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at
his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you
did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My
darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need
every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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