Thanks to T. Thomas for sharing this
jokes with us.
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
a slow down in the performance of flower and jewelry applications
that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL
5.0 and NBA 3. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME,and
install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad
program that will create Snoring Loudly.WAV files.
DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend
program. These are not supported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
