A man and his wife were having some problems at
home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
The next week the man realized that he would
need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early
morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to
be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on
a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am".
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover
it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go
and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the
bed....it said...