Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all.
They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.
They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and
whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world
and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the
biggest and strongest puppy from each litter and removed his siblings, which
gave him all the milk. After five years they came up with the biggest meanest
dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that
were five inches thick and nobody could get near it. When the day came for
the dog fight, Bush and a Cajun dog handler showed up with a strange looking
animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for Bush because they knew there was no way that this dog
could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage
and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and
leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund. But, when
it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened its mouth
and consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of his
dog. Osama came up to Bush shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't
understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working
for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world
and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves."
"Da's nothin," said Boudreaux, the Cajun handler with Bush. "We
'ad our bess plasic surgins workin' fo' five year for to make dat alligator look
like a weenie dog.
