A man is
out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he
buys a pack.
Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. 'Olympic
condoms?', she blurts, 'What makes them so special?'
'There are three colours', he replies, 'Gold, Silver and Bronze.' 'What colour
are you going to wear tonight?', she asks cheekily. 'Gold of course', says the
man proudly. The wife responds, 'Really, why don't you wear Silver: it would be
nice if you came second for a change!'.
