Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are
out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of
it.
"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total,"
says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a
blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile
for farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around
Afghanistan.
Uncle Sam (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell
me more about this wall. "The Genie explains, "Well, it's about
15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing
can get
in or out---virtually impenetrable."
