Sadie: "That nice Morris Finkleman asked me out for a date. I know you
went
out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I
give
him my answer."
Yetta: "Vell.... I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctual like
a clock. An like such a mench he is dressed. Fine suit, wonderful
lining. And he brings me such beautiful flowers you could die from. Then
he takes me downstairs, and what's there but such a beautiful car.....a limousine
even, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for a
dinner.....Marvelous dinner. Lobster even. Den ve go see a show....let me tell
you Sadie, enjoyed it so much I could just die from pleasure! So then we
are coming back to my apartment, and into an ANIMAL he turns. Completely
crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two
times!"
Sadie: "Oy! Vey...so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with
him?"
Yetta: "No... I'm just saying you should wear an old dress."