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There's a fellow who is an avid golfer. Actually he's a golf fanatic.
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time, gets up very early and golfs
all day long.
Well this one Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets
his clubs out of the closet, and goes out to his car to drive to the course.
It is raining -- a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed with the rain and
the wind is blowing 50 mph.
He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel.
From there he finds it's going to be bad weather all day long. So he puts his
clubs back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed where he
cuddles up to his wife's back, and whispers, "The weather out there is
terrible."
To which she replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out
golfing?"
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