A couple of redneck hunters are out in the
woods when one of them falls to
the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in
his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to
the operator, "I think a friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy.
I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.....
The hunter says, "OK, now what?"
