A guy went to apply for a job with the US Postal
Service. During the
interview, the interviewer asked the guy if he was a veteran. The guy
said "Yes, I fought over in Vietnam."
Then the interviewer asked if the guy had any disabilities. The guy
responded, "Well, I stepped on a land mine over there and blew my
testicles off."
"Great!" the interviewer responded. "We give disabled vets
preference.
You can start tomorrow morning at 10 a.m."
"But doesn't everyone normally start at 8 a.m.?" asked the guy.
"Yes, but you don't have to come in until 10. All we do is just stand
around and scratch our balls for the first two hours anyway."
