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- A cab driver
picks up a nun. She gets into the
- cab, and the
cab driver won't stop staring at her. She
- asks him why
he is staring and he replies, "I have a
- question to
ask you but I don't want to offend you."
-
- She answers:
"My dear son, you cannot offend me.
- When you're as
old as I am and have been a nun as long
- as I have, you
get a chance to see and hear just about
- everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
- or ask that I
would find offensive."
-
- "Well,
I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
- She responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do
- about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2 you must
- be a
Catholic."
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- The cab driver
is very excited and says, "Yes, I
- am single and
I'm Catholic too!"
-
- The nun says,
"OK, pull into the next alley."
- He does and
the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when
- they get back
on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
- "My dear
child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
-
- "Forgive
me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I
- must confess,
I'm married and I'm a Baptist."
- The nun says,
"That's OK, I am on the way to a
- Halloween
party, and my name is Kevin."
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