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An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a
few minutes the old man cuts a fart and says, "Seven points." His
wife
rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?
The old man replies it's fart football. A few minutes later the wife
lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score." After about ten minutes
the
old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7." Now
starting to get into it, the wife quickly farts again and says,
"Touchdown, tie score."
The old man not to be outdone strains really hard but to no avail. He
can't fart! So, not to be outdone by his wife, he gives it everything
he has, trying for one more fart. Straining real hard, the old man craps
the bed.
The wife asks, "What in the hell was that?"
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