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while sitting at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a
table nearby, all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
expensive bottle of merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she
accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it
over to the girl, saying, "This from the gentleman. She looks at the wine
and decides to send a note over to the man. The note reads: "For me
to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.
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