A woman was helping her computer-illiterate husband
set up his computer, and at the appropriate point told
him that he would now need to choose and enter a password. Something he will use
to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock
effect to bring this to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly
obvious to his wife that he was keying in "p..e..n..i..s".
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***
