A business man met a beautiful girl and
asked her to
spend the night with him for $500. And she did. Before he left in
the morning, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that
he would have his
secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT
FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had
done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the
price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250
and enclosed a note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for rent
of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because
when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that:
(1) it had never been occupied;
(2) that there was plenty of heat;
(3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at
home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously
occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and
that it was entirely too large.
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Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned
the check for $250 with the following note:
Dear Sir
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how
to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is
indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough
furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.
