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A
husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the
husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later and
walks away.
His
wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that??"
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
"Well,
that's the last straw," says the wife."I've had enough. I want a divorce."
"I
can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get
a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in
Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities or Lexuses in the
garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."
Just
then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his
arm.
"Who's that woman with Jim? " asks the wife.
"That's
his mistress," says her husband.
"Ours
is prettier," she replies.
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