A mother and father took their 6-year-old to a nude beach. As the boy walked
along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than
his mother's and asked why. She told her son: "The bigger they are the dumber the
person is." The boy, pleased with the answer, went back to play in the ocean
but returned to tell his mother that many of the men had larger "you-know-whats" than his dad. His mother replied: "The bigger they are
the dumber the person is." Again, satisfied with the answer, the boy returned to
the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He told his mother:
"Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets
