Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that
the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.
Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.
About 6 hrs later, the husband goes to his wife and
says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hrs to
live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of
course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his
watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hrs left.
He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey,
please...just one more time before I die." She says,
"Of course, Dear," and they make love for the third
time.
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.
Morris, however, worried about his impending demise, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps
his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we could..."
At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Morris,
I have to get up in the morning.....you don't."
