Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when
Billy Bob told Lester,"Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only
this year I'm doing something different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years
ago you said to go to the beach. I went to beach...and Marie got pregnant!
"Then two years ago, you told me to go campin' in the mountains...and Marie got pregnant again.
"Last year you suggested I go fishin' and darned if Marie
didn't get pregnant again!" Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year
that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me!"
