George W. Bush was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White
House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. Bush was astonished to see that the
President had a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just
think," he said," when I am President, I'll get to have a gold urinal!" Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the
White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of
the fact that in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal. That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed.
Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who pissed in your saxophone."
