Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to and that he was tired of just
running around all day working on his tan.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it
would be a woman. God said, "This person will gather food for you, cook
for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will
always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of
them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she
was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache
and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"