Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust
from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices. Suddenly, a woman at a table
behind them, who had been eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress, and
the cowboys turn to look at her, "Kin ya swaller?" asks one of Texans. The woman shakes her
head. "Kin ya breathe?" asks the other. The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head again. The first
cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up
to the small of her back. This shocks the woman to the point that with a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she
begins to breathe again. The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a pull on his beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of
that there 'hind lick' maneuver, but I ain't never seen anybody do it.
